TSC Sets Sights Toward Future

Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:14:42 -0500

EPCOT -- On the last day of Disney 2010, high level members of the TSC called an impromptu meeting to discuss their plans for 2011. Senior members of the TSC gathered quickly in the Brewer’s Collection Beer Garden at Epcot Center to surface concerns over future TSC plans.

The TSC announced months ago that their 2011 plans would include an unprecedented trip to Disneyland Paris. However, several ranking members of the TSC voiced their concerns for 2011 stating that they would prefer a return to disney world for the next trip.

“Let’s get real people. We all love disney world, why ruin a good thing?” asked Louis of the TSC Houston office. This comment opened the flood gates as all members of the TSC threw in their support for a return to disney world and a desire to scrap plans for an overseas excursion to France.

“Why go to France when we can go to eleven magical countries right here at Epcot!” exclaimed Jeremy of the LIC office.

Jackie Fisherman Albanese of the TSC Brooklyn office offered, “we should call it Disney 2011: Forget Paris.

Details for the 2011 trip naturally won’t be available for some time as the TSC is still in the process of wrapping up Disney 2010. Jen of the Astoria office made a statement friday morning saying, “Folks we’ve got a movie to produce, photos to tag, a trailer to make, funnel cakes to find, and we’re all still beefing from the food at Epcot. Once that is complete, we can begin to map out our plans for 2011.”

Krage Correct - Disney Store Debacle

Thu, 4 Nov 2010 20:58:24 -0400

New York, NY -- Members of the TSC who visited the soft opening of the new Disney Store in Times Square were left disappointed today as the new retail experience proved to be boring and unimaginative.

As press followed the TSC on their store walk-through, onlookers could hear utterances of ‘sucks balls’, ‘ i’m so sure’, and ‘fuck you steve jobs.’

Jeremy Murray of the TSC LIC office issued a statement saying, “Jev Krage was right! This blew. It was worse than most stores. Nothing Disney about it. STAY AWAY. It’s got Marvel crap.”

Jen Skrzypinski of the TSC Astoria office also commented to press as they caught up with her on the Astora-bound N train, “I haven’t been so underwhelmed by something Disney since The Princess and the Frog.”

TSC members had eagerly awaited the Disney Store opening ever since their former NYC Disney outpost, World Of Disney, closed its doors last fall. Members were also optimistic that the opening, meant to coincide with the launch of their 2010 trip, would add a small taste of the magic they were about to enjoy.

“I hope this isn’t.........” attempted Jeremy Murray before Jen assisted, “....a sign of things to come? He forgot his words again.”

The TSC cut their visit to the store short and dashed off to the Bath and Body Works on Lexington Ave in order to get some soap for Luara. The TSC’s disappointment continued as Luara phoned in to inform them that her choice of soap was indeed available in Houston and to call off all bets with New York sourced product. This left Jen Skrzypinski with one extra soap and an annoyed look before she gifted the extra soap to Jerome. “Look NY, free soap!” cried Jerome before the two wandered to Grand Central Europe to find a train home.